# Get a laugh here!
Author: Grodan

\- What kind of animal goes to a diner?

\- A dinersaur!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?

\- A mouseketeer!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

\- Dirty looks from the mouse!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)
\- What is a mouse´s favorite record?

\- Please cheese me!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What goes eek, eek, bang?

\- A mouse in a minefield!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What squeaks as it solves crimes?

\- Miami mice!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

\- Mice cubes!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What is gray, squeky and hangs around in a cave?

\- Salagmice!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- What mouse was a Roman emperor?

\- Julius Cheeser!

![Skrattande](https://migrated.ifokus.se/uploads/e6d/e6d72a711a42e86220fa039dc736c247/minimo-fniss.gif)

\- Who is king of all the mice?

\- Mouse Tse Tung

## Comment 1
Author: Lamina

Hehe. ![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 2
Author: Grodan

The first with the diner animal is from an american friend and the others I found on Internet. ![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 3
Author: Grodan

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

He needed a light snack!

## Comment 4
Author: soria

lol xD

## Comment 5
Author: MoaL

![Tungan ute](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif "Tungan ute")![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 6
Author: Mice

haha ![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 7
Author: Apnea

lol ![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 8
Author: ajanki

Lol![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 9
Author: Grodan

What do you do with a sick lemon?

Give it lemon aid!

## Comment 10
Author: saga97

HAHA

## Comment 11
Author: Grodan

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn´t chicken

## Comment 12
Author: Grodan

Two cannibals are having dinner.

One says, "I can´t stand my mother-in-law."

The other says, "Then just eat the rice."

## Comment 13
Author: Grodan

I broke a light bulb today.

Does that mean 7 years of bad ideas?

![Obestämd](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-undecided.gif "Obestämd")

## Comment 14
Author: Grodan

Why did the grape stop on the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice

![Skrattande](http://mus.ifokus.se/js/lib/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif "Skrattande")

## Comment 15
Author: Grodan

\- Doctor, I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.  
\- When did you notice this problem?  
\- What problem?

## Comment 16
Author: KickiG

#3 Light snack... 😂

## Comment 17
Author: ajanki

#15 lol

## Comment 18
Author: Grodan

Aj löv dämm all...

![www-joe-ks-com.gif](http://ifokus-assets.se/uploads/019/019302132b1aec88e0e932f2a427033a/www-joe-ks-com.gif)

## Comment 19
Author: Grodan

:🤪😂

## Comment 20
Author: ajanki

Lol 😁🤣