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Grodan
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Get a laugh here!

- What kind of animal goes to a diner?

- A dinersaur!

Skrattande

- What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?

- A mouseketeer!

Skrattande

- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

- Dirty looks from the mouse!

Skrattande
- What is a mouse´s favorite record?

- Please cheese me!

Skrattande

- What goes eek, eek, bang?

- A mouse in a minefield!

Skrattande

- What squeaks as it solves crimes?

- Miami mice!

Skrattande

- What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

- Mice cubes!

Skrattande

- What is gray, squeky and hangs around in a cave?

- Salagmice!

Skrattande

- What mouse was a Roman emperor?

- Julius Cheeser!

Skrattande

- Who is king of all the mice?

- Mouse Tse Tung


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  • Redigerat 2020-12-12 18:57 av Grodan
Lamina
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#1

Hehe. Skrattande

//Lamina

Before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

Grodan
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#2

The first with the diner animal is from an american friend and the others I found on Internet. Skrattande


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Grodan
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#3

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

He needed a light snack!


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soria
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#4

lol xD

MoaL
0
#5

Tungan uteSkrattande

Mvh,
Moa
Sajtvärd på Eremitkräftor och Snäckor

Mice
0
#6

haha Skrattande

Apnea
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#7

lol Skrattande

Grodan
2
#9

What do you do with a sick lemon?

Give it lemon aid!


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saga97
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#10

HAHA

alla djur är lika värda .. SÄG NEJ TILL ÄKTA PÄLS !!! / sagis 13 år

Grodan
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#11

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn´t chicken


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Grodan
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#12

Two cannibals are having dinner.

One says, "I can´t stand my mother-in-law."

The other says, "Then just eat the rice."


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Grodan
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#13

I broke a light bulb today.

Does that mean 7 years of bad ideas?

Obestämd


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Grodan
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#14

Why did the grape stop on the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice

Skrattande


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Grodan
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#15

- Doctor, I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.
- When did you notice this problem?
- What problem?


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KickiG
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#16

#3 Light snack… 😂

Man behöver ingen tv när man har möss.

Medarbetare på Mus iFokus och Finland iFokus

Grodan
4
#18

Aj löv dämm all…

www-joe-ks-com.gif


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Grodan
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#19

:🤪😂


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ajanki
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